Hello, Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend Is Here

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Hello, Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend Is Here


What’s happening: The Moon is in Virgo this weekend! On Saturday, Venus squares off with Uranus, the planet of disruption, and the Sun squares off with fiery Mars. Venus is opposite Saturn, the planet of blockages, on Sunday, and then on Monday, the Moon enters Libra. Finally, on Thursday, Mars and lucky Jupiter form a gentle sextile connection.

What that means for *you*:

Aries

So, here’s the thing. There’s plenty of opportunity for your love life this weekend…if you’re in the mood for a hookup. Things between you and a new fling can be hot, hot, HOT, but if you’re looking for anything more significant, don’t hold your breath. If there was ever a week to absolutely not DTR, this is the week, Aries!

Taurus

This weekend is stellar when it comes to your sex life! Try something new with your boo—or your new boo. Shit, you could even have a great time bringing a third or a fourth person into the bedroom—how does that sound? JSYK, this week ahead is gonna be real busy, so make sure you have all the fun you can this weekend!

Gemini

Mars, the planet of libido, is in your sign right now, so your sex appeal is through the roof—and so is your sex drive. You could potentially get approached by an ex. Are you okay with a quickie? If so, I say go for it! But don’t expect them to be in the market for anything serious.

Cancer

If you’ve been crushing on someone, this is the weekend to shoot your shot! As we all know, Cancers have a rep for being very emotional, and when it comes to relationships, you go all-in from the jump—like, trying to put a DTR after two date nights. But this week, you’re being asked to take things slow. Ask out your crush. Test the waters. You’ll be able to get to know them, and by the end of Virgo season, you’ll have a clear idea about whether or not you really want to proceed into a serious relationship with them.

Leo

Don’t rush it, Leo! Venus, the planet of love and beauty, is in your sign right now, so it goes without saying you’re attracting all the hotties your way. There’s a wealth of new potential love connections sliding into your DMs, and as tempting as it is to just hook up with the first person to ask you out, I suggest you take your time. Look at your options, enjoy the attention they’re all giving you, then pick the one you like the most!

Virgo

With the Moon in your sign all weekend, you’re feeling pretty emotional. And with the Sun squaring off with Mars on Saturday, you’re also feeling especially impulsive. On the one hand, this could be great for helping you find the confidence to ask someone out, or shake things up (in a good way!) in your relationship, but on the other hand, this can make your feelings volatile if things don’t go your way. Maybe you hit up your crush, but they’re not interested in you—instead of going into rage mode, take a deep breath, and step back. Try to stay calm this week!

Libra

Not all attention is good attention! There are more people than usual trying to link with you this week, Libra, but not all of them are winners. If you’re looking for love, you might latch onto the first person that hits you up, only to find out that they’re only interested in a quick fling. Avoid unnecessary heartbreak by being completely open and upfront about what you’re looking for in your love life. If you and your (potential) paramour aren’t on the same page, accept that, and move onto the next one!

Scorpio

Someone’s looking to change your relationship status, Scorpio! At its best, this weekend’s astro is suggesting that you’re running into someone new who you feel an instant connection with, or leveling up your current relationship. Maybe the person you’ve been dating wants to DTR! Maybe your boo wants to move in together, or maybe even get engaged! But at its worst, this astro could signify your partner wanting more space, and potentially even breaking up with you. Good luck!

Sagittarius

The pressure is on, Sagittarius. There’s tension building between you and your partner, and the issues at hand—hidden feelings of jealousy or resentment, secrets being kept from each other, or just a feeling of being unsatisfied with the relationship—have to be solved. You’re a real hothead at times, and you might want to start a fight, but you need to keep your cool, bb. Talk it out, be patient, and try to cooperate. The über spicy astro on Thursday says that you can have some hot make up sex once you work it out with your boo.

Capricorn

You have to be a little less rigid, buddy. There’s a lack of equilibrium in your love life, and your unwillingness to change your behavior is certainly contributing to some of that imbalance. I’m not trying to call you out, Capricorn, but the thing is, your partner’s waiting on you to switch things up a little. Feeling unsatisfied in bed? Listen to your boo and try something new! Do you just hate being single? Instead of depending on dating apps, why not go out and try to meet someone IR? You have nothing to lose by just going for it!

Aquarius

There’s not a ton of progress being made in your love life right now, and you can blame it all on Saturn in your sign. You’re feeling self-conscious, you’re putting up walls, and as a result, it’s becoming pretty tough to connect with others. Loosen up, worry a little less about what others think about you, and be yourself! You have a ton to bring to the table— you have a brilliant mind and a glorious, eccentric personality that people love. Let it all out, and you’ll attract tons of people your way!

Pisces

With the Virgo Moon and all of the vibes from Virgo season activating your chart’s relationships zone, this weekend is great for your love life! Whether it’s meeting someone for the first time, a fire hookup, or a lovely date night with your partner, there’s loads of potential for action right now, Pisces. PS: If you’ve been crushing on a cute coworker, this is the week to hit them up!



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